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premiera 25 lipca 2025

[marsgrey21]

Cytat:Fuck the people that try to make you scared, you know? And fight back. This is the perfect way to do so, in telling stories. And don't let them win.

Mam nadzieję, że fantastic fur i mandalorian flopną i pedzio pascal spadnie z piedestału.

[Ted]

A Ty masz nadzieje że cokolwiek się uda, spodoba, bo jedyne marzenia o których piszesz, to że coś flopnie, komuś się nie uda. Rodzinie swojej chociaż dobrze życzysz? Bo sąsiadów i współpracowników ma się różnych, to zrozumiałe, ale mam nadzieje że istnieje ktokolwiek, kogo lubisz.

[marsgrey21]

Na większej rozdzielczości jeszcze gorzej wygląda ten Galactus, ale z drugiej strony zjebali Kanga, zjebali Modoka, to nic dziwnego, że Galactus wygląda bez polotu.

[marsgrey21]

Excited by obserwować jak flopnie.

[Pelivaron]

To z jakiegoś nieśmiesznego skeczu SNL-u, prawda? PRAWDA?

[marsgrey21]

No, no, no, dry marvel humor, it checks out.

[Mefisto]

Ale ten Storm to drewno.

[samuuel]

Mega dziwny typ. Założę się, że jest androidem albo tym kosmitą z Facetów w Czerni, który steruje robotem od środka:


W takim A Quiet Place: Day One Quinn też przyprawił mnie o dolinę niesamowitości. W każdym sensie: z ryja, scenariuszowo bo bez wad i maksymalnie taki do rany przyłóż oraz aktorsko. No gra tam dziwną postać i jest dziwny, i gra dziwnie. Dziwne.

W skrócie to żenujący klip i żenujące aktostwo.

A ta Sue Storm ma być podobno jakimś lgbtransem czy czymś/kimś takim? Gdzieś mi mignął news.

[marsgrey21]

Wczoraj odbyły się testy filmu, tak czytając to raczej jeden wielki ziew, wszystko zależy od wykonania, ale większość wywiadów, zwiastuny i pedzio pascal mnie zniechęcają do tego filmu.

Cytat:Opening montage might’ve mentioned some other villains but it went by a little fast and unfortunately I’m not familiar enough with F4 villains to have been able to catch any of them.

Red Ghost was pretty much only in the opening sequence, he plants bombs around the city to distract the F4 while he tries to steal their spaceship. They are able to thwart him however and he gets thrown in jail. Reed fights the apes on the docking platform for the ship and he throws them all into the river. Oddly specific detail, but once the rest of the F4 rendezvous with Reed at the ship, Sue uses her powers to levitate one of the apes and is like “you threw a monkey into the river?” and Reed says “they’re cosmically altered baboons, they’ll be fine”, so she throws the ape back into the river.

Natasha Lyonne’s character’s name is Rachel Rozman. She is a potential love interest for Ben but other than that she is hardly in the movie.

Mole Man doesn’t really do anything unfortunately. Like Natasha, PWH barely has any screentime.

So a major plot point of the movie is that the entire world needs to work together to build a bunch of teleportation devices across the globe that when powered up together will be strong enough to teleport Earth to a place where Galactus can’t find them. So they show a montage of other nations building these portal devices, and once they’re done they start a countdown to teleportation.

Right before the countdown finishes, Shalla-bal swoops in and start destroying these portal devices. She seemingly destroys almost every single one on the planet until the one in NYC is the last one. Right before she’s able to destroy it however, Johnny broadcasts voice messages of people from her native planet onto the billboards in NYC, then she stops for a moment as Johnny tries to reason with her.

He points out that these voice messages are still being transmitted because Galactus spared her planet, and the only reason he’d do that is if she sacrificed herself to him and became his herald. Then we get the flashback scene of her getting abducted from her planet and transforming into the Silver Surfer(ess). No mentions of Norrin or anything. Johnny then guilt trips her into feeling bad about all these other planets that she’s helped feed to Galactus and then she has a change of heart and dips

So since Shalla-bal destroyed all the portal devices (expect for the NYC one), they can’t teleport anymore so they have no choice but to stand their ground and face Galactus. They evacuate all the citizens of NYC to Subterranea where Mole Man (played by Paul Walter Hauser) is in charge.

Their plan to beat Galactus is to use the last remaining portal to send him to a far away place, and in order to get Galactus to step into the portal, they place Franklin in the middle of it and use him and bait since he’s the one Galactus wants. Once Galactus lands in NYC, he scans the city for baby Franklin, and once he spots him, he makes a beeline for him.

So while Galactus is marching his way towards the portal, the F4 pull a bait a switch and replace Franklin with a baby carriage, and they send Franklin to the Baxter Building where he is safe with Herbie (for now). Right when Galactus is about to step into the portal, he realizes Franklin is not there anymore, so he scans the city again and finds out Franklin is in the Baxter Building.

He starts making his way there and the F4 try to stop him but they fail and he smashes the building and grabs baby Franklin and starts heading back to his ship. They make a last ditch effort to try and stop him, and that’s when Sue starts using all her energy to push him towards the portal.

Right before Sue sends him through the portal, Reed is able to grab Franklin from Galactus’ hand and saves him. For a second they think they’ve beat him, but starts climbing back out the portal. The countdown for the portal to close is about to hit zero, so Johnny’s like “tell Franklin Uncle Johnny loves him” and he starts flying towards Galactus with the intent to sacrifice himself.

Right before he’s able to though, Shalla-Bal swoops in and knocks Johnny out of the way and sends both herself and Galactus through the portal, ultimately sacrificing herself and saving the day. Sue is dead from using all of her power and Reed tries to revive her but is unsuccessful. He lets baby Franklin touch his mother and suddenly his hands start glowing and Sue comes back to life

Ben casually says “it’s clobberin’ time” a couple times near the start of the movie, but the epic one is during the final fight with Galactus. Johnny js flying Ben in the air and Johnny is like “say the thing, Ben!” and Ben’s like “no I don’t want to” and Johnny’s like come on just says it and Ben’s like “fine, IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME” and Johnny launches Ben towards Galactus

Sue is reading to a slightly aged up Franklin, who is maybe 4 or 5 at this point (he was a baby the entire movie). He wants to her to read something else so she gets up to find another book. Herbie hands her The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin as a joke but she goes to pick out a more kid friendly book. Then when she’s heading back into the living room she realizes something is wrong, so she gears up to attack and when she turns the corner she sees a hooded Doom holding his mask talking to Franklin (his back is to the camera so we don’t actually see RDJ’s face

[Pelivaron]

[marsgrey21]

Każdy trailer ostatnich Marveli, a w szczególności tego filmu wygląda jak masturbacja nad sobą samym, nie ma tu niczego co wybrzmiewa autentycznie , kompletny samozachwyt, nie pierwszy w emsheu.

Wszyscy oglądaliśmy The Incredibles I wiemy jak to powinno wyglądać, to jest copy paste marvel, wraz z suchym humorem.

[slepy51]

[SonnyCrockett]

Nuda. Nic charakterystycznego. Bardzo podobny motyw był chyba w grze DC Universe Online w Metropolis.

[Gieferg]

Giacchino to chyba tylko Star Trek i Jurassic World nieźle wyszły, każde jego podejście do superhero to była nuda.

[marsgrey21]

[Pelivaron]

Wygląda, jakby uciekł z filmu Minecraft albo jakiegoś Super Mario.

[Krismeister]

Czy nikt nie zastanawiał się dlaczego Johnny Storm po zapaleniu się znowu ma na sobie ciuchy gdy dotyka deski Silvera?

[Pelivaron]

Pe***o Pascal jest fatalny. Masakra, co za chujowy casting.

[SonnyCrockett]

Wybrali najsłabszą interpretację Galactusa z możliwych (od taka humanoidalna Godzilla) a i tak no ni chuj zawieszenie niewiary nie wchodzi w rachubę. No bo jak niby człowiek kamień, człowiek zapałka, baba w bańce i człowiek żelek mają go unieszkodliwić?